I sent this one in November:
I am of course pleased to know that "Waity Katie" Middleton has gotten engaged to her Prince William. We have a lot in common, Kate and I. She likes horses. I like horses. She likes to ski. I like to ski. She has incredible fashion sense. I aspire to someday have incredible fashion sense. She graduated from college in 2005. So did I. Her major was art history. I had a fine art minor. She studied abroad in Chile--I studied abroad in Chile! She is 28. I am 28. She speaks English. English is my first language too! She started dating Prince William in Spring of 2004--I started dating my Math Man* in Spring of 2004. Obviously, we can take this as a very good sign. 2011 is a hot year for girls whose real names are Catherine to get married.
*email edited only to protect the names of those not-yet-aware of this public blog about my private inner thoughts. (After all, I don't want to embarrass him)